IRONLAK EXTENDED FAMILY member AROE recently got together with GARY, MR WANY and STORM to rock a wall in Copenhagen, Denmark. Here’s some extracts of AROE’s recap of the trip:
“..this was the paint for the wall.”
“As a Brit abroad I feel the need to embrace the culture by helping them embrace our own. Now bringing a kettle, sugar, milk, earl grey and digestives to the spot is just game and if you ain’t seeing that, your watching the wrong channel buddy.”
“Mr Wany although being Italian and survives on a diet of Expresso, graffiti and breakdancing can’t help himself and enjoys the pleasures of a teabreak as much as any UK resident, a secret Englishman in our midst. I will say though Mr Wany does seem to enjoy a bit of head furniture in this pic he seems to be sporting a hat, head cam, head phones and gas mask not a bad look if you can pull it off..”
“Constructed, although we did have to remove the HA due to Hells Angel activity in the area??”
“As you can see the location was very central. This pic is taken from one of the rides inside the Tivoli theme park. Not nice, it was like ‘detonator’ at thorpe park except about three times higher. The screams can be heard echoing across the entire city regardless of wind direction.”
“I’m sure there is a really clever Smiths reference I could drop right here about hands and gloves if I could be bothered. (Sorry Morrisey)”
“Due to the fact that our cash went precisely nowhere we had to do some hunter gathering type Bear grylls/Ray Mears shit we had pretty much Kebab everyday (Bare grills) for every meal except breakfast, where our real test would lie and we had to deal with ‘Mucca ducca’s’* (Foriegn mcdonalds) The side effect of a pretty much non stop meat diet was ‘Shish kerplunk’* (which I will let you figure out) The drinks were more strange than cool.”
“I say cool, what I actually mean was my kids would’ve loved it this sour cherry drink made you eyes dry out and your side burns feel like they were being ripped off with gaffer tape.”
“Dude made of contoured digital tiles seeks lazer eyed space panther..”
“Wany and Gebes getting down at a second spot.. Until.”
“Po Po arrive and Gary’s Avocadio Banderas watches on..”
“Overall the trip was brilliant, we laughed a lot and painted a cool wall. Ironlak made sure we had more paint than we could ever use and we tried and tried but we couldn’t use it all. Big ups to the one like STORM for arranging such a central spot and ferrying us around the whole time and Mrs Storm for the picnic bag of fruit and the free drinks.. Our parting financial kick in the jewels was at the airport the caption under this picture is not incorrect.”
“This cup of tea, one coffee and a water cost £14.00 or 22.9572 U.S. Dollars or 15.9602336 Euros or 639.761454 Russian Rubles or 1 851.08853 Japanese Yen or 1.025.51595 Indian Rupees. You get the picture..” –Aroe.